Prepare the ingredients as listed.
Heat the olive oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Add the ground beef and cook, breaking it up, until browned.
Add the onion, garlic, jalapeño, and red bell pepper to the skillet, and sauté until softened. Stir in the paprika, ground cumin, salt, and cayenne pepper if using.
Transfer the beef mixture to a slow cooker. Add the kidney beans, diced tomatoes, and beef broth, then stir to combine. Cover and cook until the chili is thick and flavorful, using either a low or high slow-cooker setting as desired.
Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C).
Bring the water to a boil, remove from heat, add the rooibos tea bags, and steep for about 10 minutes. Remove the tea bags, allow to cool, refrigerate, and serve over ice.
In a bowl, whisk together the flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Stir in the melted butter and milk until smooth.
Transfer the batter to a greased oven-safe dish and bake until set and lightly golden.
Toss the cucumber and red onion with olive oil and red wine vinegar. Season with salt and black pepper to taste.
Heat the butter or olive oil in a small pan over medium heat and fry the eggs until the whites are firm or as preferred. Season with salt and black pepper to taste.
Serve the chili topped with a fried egg, alongside corn bread, cucumber salad, and iced rooibos tea.