Prep the ingredients per the instructions above.
Cook the rice: Rinse the rice under cold water until the water runs clear. In a saucepan, bring 2 cups of water to a boil. Add the rice and a pinch of salt, then reduce the heat to low and cover. Simmer for about 15-20 minutes until the rice is tender and the water is absorbed. Fluff the rice with a fork.
Start by preparing the bang bang chicken. In a bowl, mix together mayonnaise, sweet chili sauce, Sriracha sauce, honey, soy sauce, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Set aside.
Season the chicken breasts with salt and pepper. Heat a drizzle of vegetable oil in a skillet over medium heat. Cook the chicken for about 6 - 8 minutes until cooked through to an internal temperature of 160°F (71°C) using a thermometer. Remove from heat and let it rest for a few minutes.
Toss the chicken with the prepared bang bang sauce until well coated.
For the crab rangoon, in a bowl, mix together cream cheese, crab meat, scallions, and soy sauce until well combined. Place about 1 tsp of the mixture in the center of each wonton wrapper. Moisten the edges with water, fold over into triangles, and press to seal. Heat vegetable oil in a deep pan or skillet over medium heat. Fry the crab rangoon until golden brown, about 2-3 minutes per side. Remove and drain on a paper towel.
Serve the bang bang chicken over a bed of white rice, garnished with chopped scallions, with crab rangoon and coconut water. Enjoy with a fortune cookie.